• accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

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hatzigsut:

very chilling topic on twitter right now. 

i have my own reasons for #WhyIStayed, and looking through this hashtag, i can see so many women and men who were lost, just as i was.

i stayed because it was the first time i felt important to anyone. he “loved” me. when he said he would die if i left him, i thought it passionate. when he started showing up unannounced at my house, because my friends told him my brother’s friends were over, i thought the jealousy was endearing.

then he tried to kill himself when i left town for two days. he was convinced that i would find someone else, in a town where i knew no one. i came back home, and promised i would never leave.

the manipulation and emotional abuse became physical—but only once. he slammed me against a wall after i made a joke about dumping him once i started college. i hid the bruises from my family, for weeks. that was the moment i decided to get out, no matter what happened. for some people, it only takes one time. others need more than one. and some people never make it out alive.

it is not always easy to “just leave.” it is a blessing if you are able to leave, with no consequences.

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chevalierdog:

today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath

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kernalmustache:

The illiteracy in this episode pissed me off as a kid.

Reminds me of Benedict Cucumberpatch

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smartass-fallen-angel:

snow-fallen-angel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

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artwaffle142:

Oh shit

Even Satan has to ask for consent

yea!

It’s weird how whenever I look up Satanic values, they seem like the most caring and respectful values I’d ever heard of in religion thus far (maybe aside Buddhists).Yet they’re called evil.

we are brought up to believe satanist=evil Christians=good, but in retrospect the so called ‘evil people’ have much better values than the ‘good people’

smartass-fallen-angel:

snow-fallen-angel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

ferocious-fallen-angel:

artwaffle142:

Oh shit

Even Satan has to ask for consent

yea!

It’s weird how whenever I look up Satanic values, they seem like the most caring and respectful values I’d ever heard of in religion thus far (maybe aside Buddhists).
Yet they’re called evil.

we are brought up to believe satanist=evil Christians=good, but in retrospect the so called ‘evil people’ have much better values than the ‘good people’

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half-blood-dionysusdaughter:

speedyegbert:

dibbydabby:

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

VIVA LA PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twisted-transistorr:

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pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

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